Hilarious article about the lowest rated player in Madden 2007, Washington Redskins' long snapper Ethan Albright. Do not miss this, its on the Mach Five type level of greatest spoof articles ever!
Link: Ethan Albright Stikes Back by the Phat Phree.
Couple choice quotes:
When I am not snapping balls, I snap necks.
It’s also pretty wonderful that my awareness rating was 59. You make it sound like I wake up in the morning, helplessly shit and piss myself, then lose three of my teeth before I discover that I am trying to eat a rock for breakfast.