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CONTEST OVER - THANK YOU FOR ENTERING.
Winner is Xander with "One day, a man went to mars and saw millions of stars."
Flattery award goes to Pseudosuede with "One day, a Music Fan went to Analog Giant and Distributed millions of High-Fives and Good Vibes"

The contest to end all contests. Probably the best yet for us here at Analog Giant. Stones Throw will be sending a lucky winner all of the Madlib Medicine Show #1-7 records along with an awesome Madlib shirt. It is a winner takes all contest. Only one winner. See the below rules.

Rules:
Complete the below mad lib in the comments and we will select which one we feel is the best.

"One day, a _____ went to _____ and _____ millions of _____."

Please include your email so we can get a hold of you. US entries only. Sorry international crew.

Contest runs until July 23rd.

Stuff can't be sent out until after July 27th because that is the release date for #7 in the Medicine Show series High Jazz.

133 interested person(s)

Ricky Freshhh said... @ 7/15/2010 08:19:00 AM

Only U.S, where's the planet Rock???

Logan said... @ 7/15/2010 08:26:00 AM

"One day a GENIUS PRODUCER, WHO WENT BY MADLIB, went to A RECORD SHOP and STOLE millions of RECORDS, FROM WHICH HE SAMPLED THE CUTS TO CREATE MEDICINE SHOW."

Merk said... @ 7/15/2010 08:28:00 AM

"One day, a _____ went to _____ and _____ millions of _____."


One day, a mija went to lord quas and sampled millions of his drawls.

Merk said... @ 7/15/2010 08:28:00 AM

"One day, a _____ went to _____ and _____ millions of _____."


One day, a mija went to lord quas and sniffed millions of his drawes.

Jon said... @ 7/15/2010 08:29:00 AM

'One day a Crate Digga went to Da Palace and recorded millions of beats.'

tcbell312@yahoo.com

Ezekiel said... @ 7/15/2010 08:31:00 AM

"One day A PEANUT BUTTER WOLF went to A PARADOX NAMED OTIS JACKSON JR. and CREATED millions of DELICIOUS PIECES OF EAR CANDY FOR THE WORLD TO CONSUME."

Ezekiel Angulo
e.angulo@yahoo.com

Darius said... @ 7/15/2010 08:31:00 AM

one day a wack mc went to a quasimoto concert and caught millions of bricks to the face

--d.nath.morgan@gmail.com

Brad said... @ 7/15/2010 08:34:00 AM

"One day, a producer went to heaven and changed millions of lives."

bradvillain@gmail.com

Angelo said... @ 7/15/2010 08:36:00 AM

"One day, a young madlib went to a bodega and made millions of bangin'ass beats."

apatrona2001@yahoo.com

The Fan With No Name said... @ 7/15/2010 08:39:00 AM

"One day, a tuba went to Tonga and treasured millions of tonalities."

clutch10@hotmail.com

The Beat Doctor said... @ 7/15/2010 08:42:00 AM

One day, a CRATE-DIGGA went to OXNARD and millions OF HEADS BEGAN TO BOUNCE. - thebeatdoctor@verizon.net

Starke said... @ 7/15/2010 08:42:00 AM

Where do I email my entry?

abominable_consciousness said... @ 7/15/2010 08:45:00 AM

One day, an astro traveler went to the third planet from our sun and altered the consciousness of millions of pseudo-humans.

bothebeagle@sbcglobal.net

StacheMoney said... @ 7/15/2010 08:45:00 AM

"One day, a monster went to space and ate millions of planets."


occupant_101@yahoo.com

StacheMoney said... @ 7/15/2010 08:47:00 AM

"One day, a monster went to space and ate millions of planets."

abominable_consciousness said... @ 7/15/2010 08:47:00 AM

One day, an astro traveler went to the third planet from our sun and altered the consciousness of millions of pseudo-humans.

robert.bo.roth@gmail.com (can you take out the email? accidentally put as bothebeagle@sbcglobal.net before)

StacheMoney said... @ 7/15/2010 08:47:00 AM

"One day, a monster went to space and ate millions of planets."

Chris said... @ 7/15/2010 08:55:00 AM

One day, a banana-suit went to Italy and ate millions of gnocchi.

patsdad said... @ 7/15/2010 09:08:00 AM

One day, a hobo went to Starbucks and demanded millions of Venti Non-fat, no foam, no water 6 pump extra hot chai tea lattes.




iamhisfather@aol.com

NickCanDigIt said... @ 7/15/2010 09:13:00 AM

"One day, a frog went to the bog and hogged millions of pogs."

(editors note: because it was 1993 and he was into that sort of thing)

NickCanDigIt said... @ 7/15/2010 09:17:00 AM

(if my e-mail didn't show: hit me back here - nbrunner@csus.edu - the Frog/Pog guy)

MZA360 said... @ 7/15/2010 09:24:00 AM

"One day, a _____ went to _____ and _____ millions of _____."

aavbell@yahoo.com

Billy Higdon said... @ 7/15/2010 09:33:00 AM

"One day, a clown went to a coulrophobic town and found millions of deep frowns and beatdowns."


billyhigdon@gmail.com

MZA360 said... @ 7/15/2010 09:38:00 AM

"One day, a _____ went to _____ and _____ millions of _____."

aavbell@yahoo.com

Robert said... @ 7/15/2010 09:48:00 AM

One day, a boy went to dig and found millions of sounds.

Brent said... @ 7/15/2010 09:48:00 AM

One day, a __cop___ went to _Dunkin Donuts____ and _ate____ millions of _donuts____."

Brian said... @ 7/15/2010 09:51:00 AM

"One day, a dude went to dig and found millions of Barbra Streisand records."

pseudosuede said... @ 7/15/2010 09:51:00 AM

"One day, a Music Fan went to Analog Giant and Distributed millions of High-Fives and Good Vibes."

ems said... @ 7/15/2010 09:53:00 AM

One day, a T-Rex went to Krispy Kreme and ate millions of CHILDREN."

gumball@gmail.com :)

Brian said... @ 7/15/2010 09:53:00 AM

"One day, a dude went to dig and found millions of Barbra Streisand records."

briankylesmith (at) gmail.com

jaybiswell said... @ 7/15/2010 09:55:00 AM

One day, a website went to do an awesome madlib competition and unfortunately millions of unhappy non-US peeps couldn't apply - boooo!

coffee and cigarettes said... @ 7/15/2010 09:55:00 AM

"One day, a gypsy went to the end of the universe and he came back with millions of ml beats"

Apple said... @ 7/15/2010 10:00:00 AM

One day, a VINYL KILLER went to A LORD QUAS ALBUM AND DID SOME ASTRO TRAVELING and DUMBFOUNDED millions of BACKPACKERS.

Apple said... @ 7/15/2010 10:01:00 AM

One day, a VINYL KILLER went to A LORD QUAS ALBUM AND DID SOME ASTRO TRAVELING and DUMBFOUNDED millions of BACKPACKERS.

RawLa said... @ 7/15/2010 10:01:00 AM

"One day, a Madvillian went to Jaylib and stole millions of blunted bombshelters."

Alfred M
Rawlakid@yahoo.com

-0- said... @ 7/15/2010 10:03:00 AM

One day, a hooker went to the Bomb Shelter and heard millions of beats.

acousticmirror said... @ 7/15/2010 10:15:00 AM

"One day, a bird went to chirp and wrote millions of songs."

acousticmirror said... @ 7/15/2010 10:16:00 AM

"One day, a bird went to chirp and wrote millions of songs."

ravi said... @ 7/15/2010 10:21:00 AM

One day, a dwarf went to east poland and licked millions of zebras.

Ravi
Bluecheese33@gmail.com

John said... @ 7/15/2010 10:23:00 AM

"One day, a bad kid went to brazil and konducted millions of psychedelic beats." -jcallahan810@gmail.com

kye said... @ 7/15/2010 10:31:00 AM

"One day, a Beat Konducta went to Africa and created millions of instrumentals."

supremekye@gmail.com

kye said... @ 7/15/2010 10:34:00 AM

"One day, a Beat Konducta went to Africa and created millions of instrumentals."

email:supremekye@gmail.com

G.F.T.D. 1 said... @ 7/15/2010 10:34:00 AM

One day a thought went to the brain and spawned millions of dreams.

-Nemitabbah

Nordy said... @ 7/15/2010 10:35:00 AM

"One day, a penis went to penis and penis millions of vagina."

CONTEST OVER!

G.F.T.D. 1 said... @ 7/15/2010 10:35:00 AM

One day a thought went to the brain and hatched millions of dreams.

- Nemitabbah

mythology7 said... @ 7/15/2010 10:39:00 AM

One day a DJ went to work and slayed millions of fans (good music 'kills' :D)

lovearthouse@gmail.com

Xander said... @ 7/15/2010 10:45:00 AM

One day, a man went to mars and saw millions of stars.

xanderbuckingham AT
gmail DOT com

randy said... @ 7/15/2010 10:53:00 AM

"One day, a bending unit went to the ocean and saved millions of fish."

email: JSR.DigitalMedia@gmail.com

Billy said... @ 7/15/2010 10:54:00 AM

"One day, a space-man went to earth and funkafied millions of humanoids."

themuthafu@gmail.com

E. E. Delrey said... @ 7/15/2010 10:58:00 AM

"One day, a fan went to Madlib and asked millions of questions."

mail@eclecticemcee.com

Tattooed said... @ 7/15/2010 10:58:00 AM

"One day, a (classically trained thespian) went to (jail) and (broke bread with) millions of (legally convited lesbians)."

settin' the bar high...

conorblueeyes@gmail.com

E. E. Delrey said... @ 7/15/2010 10:59:00 AM

"One day, a fan went to Madlib and asked millions of questions."

mail@eclecticemcee.com

mistahanna said... @ 7/15/2010 11:03:00 AM

One Day, a (Beat Konducta) went to (the Bombshelter) and (blazed )millions of (blunts).

email: hanna_anthony@yahoo.com

Vencent said... @ 7/15/2010 11:05:00 AM

"One day, a musician went to a studio and changed millions of lives."

Peace

Vence

veedilla@gmail.com

KaliMath said... @ 7/15/2010 11:07:00 AM

One day a SORCERER went to a PLANETARIUM and CONJURED millions of GALAXIES

Kiki said... @ 7/15/2010 11:09:00 AM

One day, an exhausted beat conductor went to the local record shop to beat the heat and seek the beats millions of stoned head nodders awaited to bake and bouce to.

kikikillsme@gmail.com

Philippe said... @ 7/15/2010 11:11:00 AM

"One day, a PRODUCER went to DIG and SAMPLED millions of ILL RECORDS."

JAHVALANCHE said... @ 7/15/2010 11:24:00 AM

HOW DO WE SUBMIT OUR MAD LIBS?????????

antonio said... @ 7/15/2010 11:24:00 AM

One day, an alien went to earth and had sex with Millions of ears.

ericsaywhat said... @ 7/15/2010 11:30:00 AM

One day, a [Beat Konducta] went to [join forces with the MCEO of Blacksmith Records] and [shook the industry.] Millions of [people considered what they did, a Liberation].

ericsaywhat said... @ 7/15/2010 11:41:00 AM

forgot to add my email, my info can be found on my profile

Benjamin said... @ 7/15/2010 11:50:00 AM

One day, a Crate digger went to the Swap meet and came up on millions of unknown records. benjamin.mandel@gmail.com

Quality said... @ 7/15/2010 12:17:00 PM

"One day, a broke madlib fan went to Analog giant and was blessed enough to win millions of madlib clones so he could have his own."

Alex said... @ 7/15/2010 12:17:00 PM

"One day, a Dude named Dilla from Detroit went to The City of Angels and met Quasimoto, as a result, millions of years of Hip-Hop future had to be re-written."

alex.v.alcantar@gmail.com

jay said... @ 7/15/2010 12:22:00 PM

"One day a DJ went to spin and saved millions of lives"
grandmastarats@yahoo.com

Colby Groves said... @ 7/15/2010 12:28:00 PM

One day, a pen went to pad and made millions of fans.

Michael said... @ 7/15/2010 12:31:00 PM

"One day, an artist___ went to meditate__ and activated__ millions of positive energy molecules_____."

Michael said... @ 7/15/2010 12:31:00 PM

"One day, an artist___ went to meditate__ and activated__ millions of positive energy molecules_____."

karin1420 said... @ 7/15/2010 12:42:00 PM

"One day, a girl went to fat beats and bought millions of records for the love of hip hop."

Ryan said... @ 7/15/2010 01:00:00 PM

"One day, a Dilla went to Donut Shop and made millions of dope beats!"

- ryanrward+AG@gmail.com

mario said... @ 7/15/2010 01:04:00 PM

"One day, a dj went to work and changed millions of lives."

comincorrect@gmail.com

kyle said... @ 7/15/2010 01:21:00 PM

"One day, a certain Lord Quas went to the bomb shelter and rolled millions of blunts."

Kyle Smucker
ksmucker13@wooster.edu

Pesach said... @ 7/15/2010 01:26:00 PM

One day, a wack ass rapper went to America and won millions of BET awards.

Aaron said... @ 7/15/2010 01:35:00 PM

"One day, a VILLAIN went to MADLIB and CREATED millions of BANGERS."

Aaron said... @ 7/15/2010 01:35:00 PM

"One day, a VILLAIN went to MADLIB and CREATED millions of BANGERS."

Aaron said... @ 7/15/2010 01:36:00 PM

"One day, a VILLAIN went to MADLIB and CREATED millions of BANGERS."

Shane said... @ 7/15/2010 01:40:00 PM

one day a crusty crate digger went to the strip and aquired millions of good vibes and some sneezes

sgcase@gmail.com

ashley said... @ 7/15/2010 01:48:00 PM

One day, a Dam Funkin Quasimoto, Peanut Butter Wolf lookin creature went to Hell in his Gas Drawls and with madd lib he Stoned and Throwed millions of matches from his lootpack...bombs, grenades fired on the masses, gases fumed and sparked made it daylight in the dark, Georgia Annd Koushik played, then opened Heavens gates ya boy Charizma chillin in some shade with a babe talkin to Isaac Hayes, Dilla, James and Mike, then got on the mic and you know that it was liver than life."

TOMO said... @ 7/15/2010 01:58:00 PM

"One day, a quasimoto went to sleep and found millions of beats."

thetomoreport [at] gmail.com

rh82 said... @ 7/15/2010 02:20:00 PM

"One day, a hunchback went to Notre Dame and hoodwinked millions of readers."

RH82@yahoo.com

JASON said... @ 7/15/2010 02:20:00 PM

"One day, a black clergyman went to Washington D.C. and changed millions of lives."

Who is he?

JASON@GRAMERCYCLOTHING.COM

Mike said... @ 7/15/2010 02:58:00 PM

Even though I am Canadian I am going to participate anyways:

"One day, a record went to production and created millions of fans"

Mike said... @ 7/15/2010 02:58:00 PM

Even though I am Canadian I am going to participate anyways:

"One day, a record went to production and created millions of fans"

Hovhannes Mkhitaryan said... @ 7/15/2010 02:58:00 PM

One day, a hip hop producer from Detroit moved to Los Angeles and started sharing millions of his ideas with the one and only Madlib.

(email in profile)

Hovhannes Mkhitaryan said... @ 7/15/2010 03:01:00 PM

One day, a hip producer from detroit went to Los Angeles and started sharing millions of his ideas with the one and only Madlib.

(email in profile)

Paul said... @ 7/15/2010 03:05:00 PM

One day, a samurai went to sleep and saw millions of snozzberries.

Abhishek Duggal said... @ 7/15/2010 03:12:00 PM

One day, a Madlibber went to blog and won millions of applauses.

logan said... @ 7/15/2010 03:33:00 PM

"One day, a reader went to this site and noticed there weren't millions of comments so he won by default."

discountlionsafari said... @ 7/15/2010 03:35:00 PM

One day, a Brit went to the US, became a citizen and was able to enter millions of dope contests like this one.

add.if.i said... @ 7/15/2010 03:54:00 PM

"One day, a man named Quas went to the moon and smoked millions of blunts

Marissa said... @ 7/15/2010 06:26:00 PM

One day, a mongoose went to the jungle and battled millions of snakes.
marissaa.nelson@gmail.com

Marissa said... @ 7/15/2010 06:28:00 PM

One day, a unicorn went to the unicorn prison and freed millions of his brother and sisters.
marissaa.nelson@gmail.com

Coatesvillain said... @ 7/15/2010 06:29:00 PM

"One day, a politician went to speak and killed millions of soldiers."

Coatesvillain said... @ 7/15/2010 06:32:00 PM

"One day, a beat went to rhyme and spit millions of lines."

connoisseurodg@gmail.com

Matt said... @ 7/15/2010 07:37:00 PM

One day, a gorilla went to Pangea and immobilized millions of pterodactyls.

mattb1191@yahoo.com

Skip said... @ 7/15/2010 10:03:00 PM

One day, a ELEPHANT went to WYOMING and STOLE millions of HOUSEWIVES

skip.arraydesigns@gmail.com

benlazz said... @ 7/15/2010 11:10:00 PM

One day, a /person/ went to /analonggiant.com/ and got millions of /amazin Madlib records and shirts/.

xylophone_death said... @ 7/16/2010 05:00:00 AM

One day, a DJ went to outer space and rocked millions of aliens

groove@drive said... @ 7/16/2010 06:32:00 AM

"One day, a stones throw record went to my sound system and blow out millions of beat pieces and much more love."

John

johnmasti@gmail.com

null said... @ 7/16/2010 10:25:00 AM

"One day, a dozen lazy journalists went to a high school in Oklahoma and miraculously found millions of of teenagers abusing music for the 'feeling they got from it': they called it iDosing."

c d e l i n e @ g m a i l . c o m

Curt said... @ 7/16/2010 12:13:00 PM

One day a universe went to Florida and braided millions of birdsongs.

curtbusch@yahoo.com

Pete said... @ 7/16/2010 01:33:00 PM

"One day, a man went to the bomb shelter and crafted millions of beats."

dispo

disposablefriend@gmail.com

Martin said... @ 7/16/2010 01:42:00 PM

One day, an aardvark went to the studio and reached millions of people.

Marissa said... @ 7/16/2010 05:23:00 PM

"One day, a little girl with big eyes and an ear for good hooks and breaks went to a cobwebbed record store and dug through millions of records to find the golden record."

dereklipkin said... @ 7/17/2010 12:59:00 AM

One day, a bunch of corny-ass, so-called fans went to the Madlib contest post on Analog Giant and started to post millions of wack ad libs that Madlib himself would find softer than Dolomite in your mother's bed.

Sincerely,
dereklipkin@gmail.com

Oyn said... @ 7/17/2010 01:31:00 AM

"One day, a _____ went to _____ and _____ millions of _____."

One day, a girl went to sleep and stole millions of sheep.

Ray Nagano said... @ 7/17/2010 01:59:00 AM

One day, a phony radio rapper went to a radio station and told millions of lies to the weak-minded listeners. Oh wait, that's everyday.

nagano.raymond@gmail.com

Jacob said... @ 7/17/2010 06:47:00 AM

One day, a man with sun spray went back to the streets and made some beats so sick it made millions of holy nuns pray.


williajb@mail.uc.edu

Curt said... @ 7/17/2010 01:03:00 PM

One day, a vagabond went to Gulf Larados and languished millions of droplets.

MZA360 said... @ 7/17/2010 10:14:00 PM

One day, a DJ went to whoop Diddy's ass and doo-doo on millions of wack emcee's."

aavbell@yahoo.com

Curt said... @ 7/17/2010 10:39:00 PM

curtbusch@yahoo.com

JAZZ said... @ 7/18/2010 05:18:00 AM

"One day, a quarterback went to smoke crack and lost millions of jack"

SKYVS. said... @ 7/18/2010 05:25:00 PM

"One day, a tortured soul went to find where the world began, and when he found the illuminated source, millions of stars were born."


beatcorporation@yahoo.com

iLL Fisto said... @ 7/19/2010 05:08:00 AM

One day, a I went to ANALOG GIANT and WON millions of STUFF!


east9thpro@gmail.com

XL please! =)

James said... @ 7/19/2010 09:03:00 AM

One day, a broke kid went to analog giant and hoped to win millions of dope ass beats!


jranfonej@aol.com

SGE said... @ 7/19/2010 11:59:00 AM

One day, a basketball player went to South Beach and made millions of enemies.

kgilkeson@gmail.com

jason said... @ 7/19/2010 04:57:00 PM

one day a kid went to analoggiant and won millions of records.

Curt said... @ 7/19/2010 06:52:00 PM

One day, a Pac-Man went to prison library and wove millions of turtlenecks.

curtbusch@yahoo.com

Ramblings of a PETE said... @ 7/19/2010 08:59:00 PM

‎"One day, a Muppet went to Farges and shivved millions of Weblos."

petenehra@yahoo.com

Chenjerai said... @ 7/19/2010 09:24:00 PM

one day a Giant black love supreme went to its vibrational source and retrieved millions of colorful soundzzz. children.

Chenjerai said... @ 7/19/2010 09:27:00 PM

One day a stone went into a soulspace and threw funktime into millions of beings

Chenjerai said... @ 7/19/2010 09:32:00 PM

One day a vinylalien went to S- P (lanet) and became Millions of hipfunksoulbutta sonic quake rayz. Chyeah.

evan said... @ 7/20/2010 02:46:00 AM

One day, a one Otis Jones went to Giza and answered millions of the Sphinx's questions.

Caits Meissner said... @ 7/20/2010 08:52:00 AM

One day, a cop went to a record store and thinking it was a theme-
based donut shop, millions of songs were lost to his stupid belly.

One day, a sad, pretty girl went to a fortune teller and was told to
play Madlib records backwards for millions of ancient healing secrets.

One day, a prophet went to the ocean and collected millions of
mythologies to drink in his throat.

One day, a bold child went to a preacher with a tongue full of
hip hop and taught him millions of lessons... and new slang.

(caits@mvmt.com)

xylophone_death said... @ 7/21/2010 08:10:00 PM

One day, a crab rapper went to dis madlib and was blown apart by millions of soundpieces.

jul said... @ 7/22/2010 04:05:00 AM

"One day, a musical mastermind went to the studio and shared millions of records and ideas for the music-lovers of this world to enjoy."

Funky Monk Apparel said... @ 7/22/2010 11:47:00 PM

One day, a Brotha Named MadLib went to Detroit to work with a brotha named Jay Dee and Produced an album that will forever reside in the hearts of millions of people to appreciate, contemplate, reflect on the beats and lyrics of a great man. that will never be forgotten. He changed our lives.

halfer_love@hotmail.com

octobin said... @ 7/23/2010 10:42:00 AM

One day, LORD QUAS was ASTRO BLACKIN' WITH SOME J.A.N.'S and went to YESTERDAY'S UNIVERSE and BROUGHT BACK millions of LITTLE VINYL SPECIALTY TOY LORD QUASES MADE OUT OF THE STICKY GREEN.

abominable_consciousness said... @ 7/27/2010 11:49:00 AM

Do we get to know what the winner was?

K said... @ 7/27/2010 12:08:00 PM

Yes. Added to the post thank you for asking.

xylophone_death@yahoo.com said... @ 7/27/2010 03:57:00 PM

wow. out of the multitudes of clever madlib references you went with that drivel? great job.

1984 said... @ 7/27/2010 05:48:00 PM

Ah the sarcasm is thick with you. Appreciate the feedback. Better luck next time.

abominable_consciousness said... @ 7/27/2010 07:18:00 PM

Looks like maybe only madlibs using one word per blank were considered?

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