The AP is reporting that Vice President Dick Cheney has accidentally shot and injured a man during a hunting trip in Texas. The target? 78 year old lawyer Harry Whittington of South Texas. Whittington is reportedly fine after being sprayed by Cheney with shotgun pellets on Saturday at the Armstrong Ranch.
Supposedly Cheney was heard quoting some Fitty, saying "I be that yung'n with that gun-ness, tellin ya stop frontin. I be that yung'n on the run, after I pop some'n."
Ok, I am sorry I made that last part up. But the first part is true. Don't believe me? Check the link. Word to the wise, hunting for animals is for losers. Now hunting for people that's a whole other ballgame.
Links:
Cheney accidentally shoots fellow hunter by CNN.com
Update: Shoots, Hides and Leaves by The Washington Post
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Had no clue Dick was a 50 Cent fan. Now we know that punks love running in packs!!
Daily Show had a field day with this last night. First vice president to shoot somebody since Hamilton!
Except that was a duel of honor in this cause Cheney just thought his friend was a quail and cheap shotted him.
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