CONTEST OVER - THANK YOU FOR ENTERING.
Winner is Xander with "One day, a man went to mars and saw millions of stars."
Flattery award goes to Pseudosuede with "One day, a Music Fan went to Analog Giant and Distributed millions of High-Fives and Good Vibes"
The contest to end all contests. Probably the best yet for us here at Analog Giant. Stones Throw will be sending a lucky winner all of the Madlib Medicine Show #1-7 records along with an awesome Madlib shirt. It is a winner takes all contest. Only one winner. See the below rules.
"One day, a _____ went to _____ and _____ millions of _____."
Rules:
Complete the below mad lib in the comments and we will select which one we feel is the best.
"One day, a _____ went to _____ and _____ millions of _____."
Please include your email so we can get a hold of you. US entries only. Sorry international crew.
Contest runs until July 23rd.
Stuff can't be sent out until after July 27th because that is the release date for #7 in the Medicine Show series High Jazz.
Only U.S, where's the planet Rock???
ReplyDelete"One day a GENIUS PRODUCER, WHO WENT BY MADLIB, went to A RECORD SHOP and STOLE millions of RECORDS, FROM WHICH HE SAMPLED THE CUTS TO CREATE MEDICINE SHOW."
ReplyDelete"One day, a _____ went to _____ and _____ millions of _____."
ReplyDeleteOne day, a mija went to lord quas and sampled millions of his drawls.
"One day, a _____ went to _____ and _____ millions of _____."
ReplyDeleteOne day, a mija went to lord quas and sniffed millions of his drawes.
'One day a Crate Digga went to Da Palace and recorded millions of beats.'
ReplyDeletetcbell312@yahoo.com
"One day A PEANUT BUTTER WOLF went to A PARADOX NAMED OTIS JACKSON JR. and CREATED millions of DELICIOUS PIECES OF EAR CANDY FOR THE WORLD TO CONSUME."
ReplyDeleteEzekiel Angulo
e.angulo@yahoo.com
one day a wack mc went to a quasimoto concert and caught millions of bricks to the face
ReplyDelete--d.nath.morgan@gmail.com
"One day, a producer went to heaven and changed millions of lives."
ReplyDeletebradvillain@gmail.com
"One day, a young madlib went to a bodega and made millions of bangin'ass beats."
ReplyDeleteapatrona2001@yahoo.com
"One day, a tuba went to Tonga and treasured millions of tonalities."
ReplyDeleteclutch10@hotmail.com
One day, a CRATE-DIGGA went to OXNARD and millions OF HEADS BEGAN TO BOUNCE. - thebeatdoctor@verizon.net
ReplyDeleteWhere do I email my entry?
ReplyDeleteOne day, an astro traveler went to the third planet from our sun and altered the consciousness of millions of pseudo-humans.
ReplyDeletebothebeagle@sbcglobal.net
"One day, a monster went to space and ate millions of planets."
ReplyDeleteoccupant_101@yahoo.com
"One day, a monster went to space and ate millions of planets."
ReplyDeleteOne day, an astro traveler went to the third planet from our sun and altered the consciousness of millions of pseudo-humans.
ReplyDeleterobert.bo.roth@gmail.com (can you take out the email? accidentally put as bothebeagle@sbcglobal.net before)
"One day, a monster went to space and ate millions of planets."
ReplyDeleteOne day, a banana-suit went to Italy and ate millions of gnocchi.
ReplyDeleteOne day, a hobo went to Starbucks and demanded millions of Venti Non-fat, no foam, no water 6 pump extra hot chai tea lattes.
ReplyDeleteiamhisfather@aol.com
"One day, a frog went to the bog and hogged millions of pogs."
ReplyDelete(editors note: because it was 1993 and he was into that sort of thing)
(if my e-mail didn't show: hit me back here - nbrunner@csus.edu - the Frog/Pog guy)
ReplyDelete"One day, a _____ went to _____ and _____ millions of _____."
ReplyDeleteaavbell@yahoo.com
"One day, a clown went to a coulrophobic town and found millions of deep frowns and beatdowns."
ReplyDeletebillyhigdon@gmail.com
"One day, a _____ went to _____ and _____ millions of _____."
ReplyDeleteaavbell@yahoo.com
One day, a boy went to dig and found millions of sounds.
ReplyDeleteOne day, a __cop___ went to _Dunkin Donuts____ and _ate____ millions of _donuts____."
ReplyDelete"One day, a dude went to dig and found millions of Barbra Streisand records."
ReplyDelete"One day, a Music Fan went to Analog Giant and Distributed millions of High-Fives and Good Vibes."
ReplyDeleteOne day, a T-Rex went to Krispy Kreme and ate millions of CHILDREN."
ReplyDeletegumball@gmail.com :)
"One day, a dude went to dig and found millions of Barbra Streisand records."
ReplyDeletebriankylesmith (at) gmail.com
One day, a website went to do an awesome madlib competition and unfortunately millions of unhappy non-US peeps couldn't apply - boooo!
ReplyDelete"One day, a gypsy went to the end of the universe and he came back with millions of ml beats"
ReplyDeleteOne day, a VINYL KILLER went to A LORD QUAS ALBUM AND DID SOME ASTRO TRAVELING and DUMBFOUNDED millions of BACKPACKERS.
ReplyDeleteOne day, a VINYL KILLER went to A LORD QUAS ALBUM AND DID SOME ASTRO TRAVELING and DUMBFOUNDED millions of BACKPACKERS.
ReplyDelete"One day, a Madvillian went to Jaylib and stole millions of blunted bombshelters."
ReplyDeleteAlfred M
Rawlakid@yahoo.com
One day, a hooker went to the Bomb Shelter and heard millions of beats.
ReplyDelete"One day, a bird went to chirp and wrote millions of songs."
ReplyDelete"One day, a bird went to chirp and wrote millions of songs."
ReplyDeleteOne day, a dwarf went to east poland and licked millions of zebras.
ReplyDeleteRavi
Bluecheese33@gmail.com
"One day, a bad kid went to brazil and konducted millions of psychedelic beats." -jcallahan810@gmail.com
ReplyDelete"One day, a Beat Konducta went to Africa and created millions of instrumentals."
ReplyDeletesupremekye@gmail.com
"One day, a Beat Konducta went to Africa and created millions of instrumentals."
ReplyDeleteemail:supremekye@gmail.com
One day a thought went to the brain and spawned millions of dreams.
ReplyDelete-Nemitabbah
"One day, a penis went to penis and penis millions of vagina."
ReplyDeleteCONTEST OVER!
One day a thought went to the brain and hatched millions of dreams.
ReplyDelete- Nemitabbah
One day a DJ went to work and slayed millions of fans (good music 'kills' :D)
ReplyDeletelovearthouse@gmail.com
One day, a man went to mars and saw millions of stars.
ReplyDeletexanderbuckingham AT
gmail DOT com
"One day, a bending unit went to the ocean and saved millions of fish."
ReplyDeleteemail: JSR.DigitalMedia@gmail.com
"One day, a space-man went to earth and funkafied millions of humanoids."
ReplyDeletethemuthafu@gmail.com
"One day, a fan went to Madlib and asked millions of questions."
ReplyDeletemail@eclecticemcee.com
"One day, a (classically trained thespian) went to (jail) and (broke bread with) millions of (legally convited lesbians)."
ReplyDeletesettin' the bar high...
conorblueeyes@gmail.com
"One day, a fan went to Madlib and asked millions of questions."
ReplyDeletemail@eclecticemcee.com
One Day, a (Beat Konducta) went to (the Bombshelter) and (blazed )millions of (blunts).
ReplyDeleteemail: hanna_anthony@yahoo.com
"One day, a musician went to a studio and changed millions of lives."
ReplyDeletePeace
Vence
veedilla@gmail.com
One day a SORCERER went to a PLANETARIUM and CONJURED millions of GALAXIES
ReplyDeleteOne day, an exhausted beat conductor went to the local record shop to beat the heat and seek the beats millions of stoned head nodders awaited to bake and bouce to.
ReplyDeletekikikillsme@gmail.com
"One day, a PRODUCER went to DIG and SAMPLED millions of ILL RECORDS."
ReplyDeleteHOW DO WE SUBMIT OUR MAD LIBS?????????
ReplyDeleteOne day, an alien went to earth and had sex with Millions of ears.
ReplyDeleteOne day, a [Beat Konducta] went to [join forces with the MCEO of Blacksmith Records] and [shook the industry.] Millions of [people considered what they did, a Liberation].
ReplyDeleteforgot to add my email, my info can be found on my profile
ReplyDeleteOne day, a Crate digger went to the Swap meet and came up on millions of unknown records. benjamin.mandel@gmail.com
ReplyDelete"One day, a broke madlib fan went to Analog giant and was blessed enough to win millions of madlib clones so he could have his own."
ReplyDelete"One day, a Dude named Dilla from Detroit went to The City of Angels and met Quasimoto, as a result, millions of years of Hip-Hop future had to be re-written."
ReplyDeletealex.v.alcantar@gmail.com
"One day a DJ went to spin and saved millions of lives"
ReplyDeletegrandmastarats@yahoo.com
One day, a pen went to pad and made millions of fans.
ReplyDelete"One day, an artist___ went to meditate__ and activated__ millions of positive energy molecules_____."
ReplyDelete"One day, an artist___ went to meditate__ and activated__ millions of positive energy molecules_____."
ReplyDelete"One day, a girl went to fat beats and bought millions of records for the love of hip hop."
ReplyDelete"One day, a Dilla went to Donut Shop and made millions of dope beats!"
ReplyDelete- ryanrward+AG@gmail.com
"One day, a dj went to work and changed millions of lives."
ReplyDeletecomincorrect@gmail.com
"One day, a certain Lord Quas went to the bomb shelter and rolled millions of blunts."
ReplyDeleteKyle Smucker
ksmucker13@wooster.edu
One day, a wack ass rapper went to America and won millions of BET awards.
ReplyDelete"One day, a VILLAIN went to MADLIB and CREATED millions of BANGERS."
ReplyDelete"One day, a VILLAIN went to MADLIB and CREATED millions of BANGERS."
ReplyDelete"One day, a VILLAIN went to MADLIB and CREATED millions of BANGERS."
ReplyDeleteone day a crusty crate digger went to the strip and aquired millions of good vibes and some sneezes
ReplyDeletesgcase@gmail.com
One day, a Dam Funkin Quasimoto, Peanut Butter Wolf lookin creature went to Hell in his Gas Drawls and with madd lib he Stoned and Throwed millions of matches from his lootpack...bombs, grenades fired on the masses, gases fumed and sparked made it daylight in the dark, Georgia Annd Koushik played, then opened Heavens gates ya boy Charizma chillin in some shade with a babe talkin to Isaac Hayes, Dilla, James and Mike, then got on the mic and you know that it was liver than life."
ReplyDelete"One day, a quasimoto went to sleep and found millions of beats."
ReplyDeletethetomoreport [at] gmail.com
"One day, a hunchback went to Notre Dame and hoodwinked millions of readers."
ReplyDeleteRH82@yahoo.com
"One day, a black clergyman went to Washington D.C. and changed millions of lives."
ReplyDeleteWho is he?
JASON@GRAMERCYCLOTHING.COM
Even though I am Canadian I am going to participate anyways:
ReplyDelete"One day, a record went to production and created millions of fans"
Even though I am Canadian I am going to participate anyways:
ReplyDelete"One day, a record went to production and created millions of fans"
One day, a hip hop producer from Detroit moved to Los Angeles and started sharing millions of his ideas with the one and only Madlib.
ReplyDelete(email in profile)
One day, a hip producer from detroit went to Los Angeles and started sharing millions of his ideas with the one and only Madlib.
ReplyDelete(email in profile)
One day, a samurai went to sleep and saw millions of snozzberries.
ReplyDeleteOne day, a Madlibber went to blog and won millions of applauses.
ReplyDelete"One day, a reader went to this site and noticed there weren't millions of comments so he won by default."
ReplyDeleteOne day, a Brit went to the US, became a citizen and was able to enter millions of dope contests like this one.
ReplyDelete"One day, a man named Quas went to the moon and smoked millions of blunts
ReplyDeleteOne day, a mongoose went to the jungle and battled millions of snakes.
ReplyDeletemarissaa.nelson@gmail.com
One day, a unicorn went to the unicorn prison and freed millions of his brother and sisters.
ReplyDeletemarissaa.nelson@gmail.com
"One day, a politician went to speak and killed millions of soldiers."
ReplyDelete"One day, a beat went to rhyme and spit millions of lines."
ReplyDeleteconnoisseurodg@gmail.com
One day, a gorilla went to Pangea and immobilized millions of pterodactyls.
ReplyDeletemattb1191@yahoo.com
One day, a ELEPHANT went to WYOMING and STOLE millions of HOUSEWIVES
ReplyDeleteskip.arraydesigns@gmail.com
One day, a /person/ went to /analonggiant.com/ and got millions of /amazin Madlib records and shirts/.
ReplyDeleteOne day, a DJ went to outer space and rocked millions of aliens
ReplyDelete"One day, a stones throw record went to my sound system and blow out millions of beat pieces and much more love."
ReplyDeleteJohn
johnmasti@gmail.com
One day a universe went to Florida and braided millions of birdsongs.
ReplyDeletecurtbusch@yahoo.com
"One day, a man went to the bomb shelter and crafted millions of beats."
ReplyDeletedispo
disposablefriend@gmail.com
One day, an aardvark went to the studio and reached millions of people.
ReplyDelete"One day, a little girl with big eyes and an ear for good hooks and breaks went to a cobwebbed record store and dug through millions of records to find the golden record."
ReplyDeleteOne day, a bunch of corny-ass, so-called fans went to the Madlib contest post on Analog Giant and started to post millions of wack ad libs that Madlib himself would find softer than Dolomite in your mother's bed.
ReplyDeleteSincerely,
dereklipkin@gmail.com
"One day, a _____ went to _____ and _____ millions of _____."
ReplyDeleteOne day, a girl went to sleep and stole millions of sheep.
One day, a phony radio rapper went to a radio station and told millions of lies to the weak-minded listeners. Oh wait, that's everyday.
ReplyDeletenagano.raymond@gmail.com
One day, a man with sun spray went back to the streets and made some beats so sick it made millions of holy nuns pray.
ReplyDeletewilliajb@mail.uc.edu
One day, a vagabond went to Gulf Larados and languished millions of droplets.
ReplyDeleteOne day, a DJ went to whoop Diddy's ass and doo-doo on millions of wack emcee's."
ReplyDeleteaavbell@yahoo.com
curtbusch@yahoo.com
ReplyDelete"One day, a quarterback went to smoke crack and lost millions of jack"
ReplyDelete"One day, a tortured soul went to find where the world began, and when he found the illuminated source, millions of stars were born."
ReplyDeletebeatcorporation@yahoo.com
One day, a I went to ANALOG GIANT and WON millions of STUFF!
ReplyDeleteeast9thpro@gmail.com
XL please! =)
One day, a broke kid went to analog giant and hoped to win millions of dope ass beats!
ReplyDeletejranfonej@aol.com
One day, a basketball player went to South Beach and made millions of enemies.
ReplyDeletekgilkeson@gmail.com
one day a kid went to analoggiant and won millions of records.
ReplyDeleteOne day, a Pac-Man went to prison library and wove millions of turtlenecks.
ReplyDeletecurtbusch@yahoo.com
"One day, a Muppet went to Farges and shivved millions of Weblos."
ReplyDeletepetenehra@yahoo.com
one day a Giant black love supreme went to its vibrational source and retrieved millions of colorful soundzzz. children.
ReplyDeleteOne day a stone went into a soulspace and threw funktime into millions of beings
ReplyDeleteOne day a vinylalien went to S- P (lanet) and became Millions of hipfunksoulbutta sonic quake rayz. Chyeah.
ReplyDeleteOne day, a one Otis Jones went to Giza and answered millions of the Sphinx's questions.
ReplyDeleteOne day, a cop went to a record store and thinking it was a theme-
ReplyDeletebased donut shop, millions of songs were lost to his stupid belly.
One day, a sad, pretty girl went to a fortune teller and was told to
play Madlib records backwards for millions of ancient healing secrets.
One day, a prophet went to the ocean and collected millions of
mythologies to drink in his throat.
One day, a bold child went to a preacher with a tongue full of
hip hop and taught him millions of lessons... and new slang.
(caits@mvmt.com)
One day, a crab rapper went to dis madlib and was blown apart by millions of soundpieces.
ReplyDelete"One day, a musical mastermind went to the studio and shared millions of records and ideas for the music-lovers of this world to enjoy."
ReplyDeleteOne day, a Brotha Named MadLib went to Detroit to work with a brotha named Jay Dee and Produced an album that will forever reside in the hearts of millions of people to appreciate, contemplate, reflect on the beats and lyrics of a great man. that will never be forgotten. He changed our lives.
ReplyDeletehalfer_love@hotmail.com
One day, LORD QUAS was ASTRO BLACKIN' WITH SOME J.A.N.'S and went to YESTERDAY'S UNIVERSE and BROUGHT BACK millions of LITTLE VINYL SPECIALTY TOY LORD QUASES MADE OUT OF THE STICKY GREEN.
ReplyDeleteDo we get to know what the winner was?
ReplyDeleteYes. Added to the post thank you for asking.
ReplyDeletewow. out of the multitudes of clever madlib references you went with that drivel? great job.
ReplyDeleteAh the sarcasm is thick with you. Appreciate the feedback. Better luck next time.
ReplyDeleteLooks like maybe only madlibs using one word per blank were considered?
ReplyDelete